found things

Also, if you sell hot pink clothes I will buy all of those as well. #problem

If you sell animal jewellery, I WILL BUY ALL OF IT. #forever21 #foxes #theylookalittleevil #andilikeit

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

(via pizza)

"In the end there doesn’t have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to."

Robert Brault  (via larmoyante)

(via nogreatillusion)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via pizza)

cuttingyoudown:

Most perfect thing I have ever seen omg

(Source: wizlaqueefa, via keep-your-chin-up-beautiful)

rabioheab:

ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden 

(via cleleted)

Homemade blueberry pie & ice cream for dessert with @garrybeal (at Gull Lake Centre)

The derpiest dog I have ever seen.

Running swag (at Gull Lake Centre)