I make animal friends everywhere!!!! (He was sad cuz he was tied up)

I make animal friends everywhere!!!! (He was sad cuz he was tied up)

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I can’t #okcupidfails

I can’t #okcupidfails

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Don’t tell me what to do!!!!

Don’t tell me what to do!!!!

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How much gnocchi do I have to eat until I become Italian??!!??!!

How much gnocchi do I have to eat until I become Italian??!!??!!

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I don’t want to date this guy, I just want to help him go shopping #stopit #okcupidfails

I don’t want to date this guy, I just want to help him go shopping #stopit #okcupidfails

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Brad is sad about being #steampunk

Brad is sad about being #steampunk

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Interestingly, Pepsi has less calories and wayyyy less sodium than coke. Too bad it tastes like hot garbage. #cokeforever

Interestingly, Pepsi has less calories and wayyyy less sodium than coke. Too bad it tastes like hot garbage. #cokeforever

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What a hick. #meatismurder #deliciousdeliciousmurder

What a hick. #meatismurder #deliciousdeliciousmurder

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Hhhhnnnnggggghhhhh #gotham #tooexcited

Hhhhnnnnggggghhhhh #gotham #tooexcited

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New favorite pants….really don’t want to take them off to go to work lol #TNA #ootd

New favorite pants….really don’t want to take them off to go to work lol #TNA #ootd

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